George Dunham

George Dunham broadcasts alongside long time friend Craig “Junior” Miller, and third wheel/laughing boy Gordon Keith. In addition, “Jub-Jub” is the public address announcer for the Dallas Cowboys, a position which he feels makes him better than the average “peasant” as he put it.Dunham is an authoritative figure on the show, being the “moral voice of reason”. This has led to countless on-air squabbles with his co-workers. His conservative views and family values have made him an object of ridicule on the station, however, as he has been given countless childish nicknames by Mr. Keith, ranging from “Jub-Jub” to “Sweet-Sweet” to the more violent “Republican Gay Hater”. He is “jokingly” accused of being a rapist, sodomist, murderer, sadomasochist, and worse, on a daily basis.

Dunham is also mocked for his obesity, a large birthmark on his neck, his endorsement of LASIK laser eye surgery, and his “bathroom bombing runs” as Mr. Keith describes them. He frequently falls victim to bouts of explosive diarrhea, and his love for the University of North Texas overwhelms him. Occasionally both of these things come to fruition simultaneously, very likely while he is broadcasting sports.

Curiously enough, after viewing the film “Brokeback Mountain” in early March 2006, Mr. Dunham developed serious back problems, leading to the new nickname “Brokeback George” and the theory that his back ailments stem from his own homosexual encounters that he partook in after being influenced by the gay cowboy film.Not all of Dunham’s antics have been amusing to everyone who listens. He caught considerable flack for an early morning rant against homosexuals, demanding that they stop “cramming” in order to prevent the spread of the AIDS virus. After the backlash, Dunham claimed that his use of the world “cramming” referred to the cramming of syringes by drug addicts, however the general consensus belief is that he referred to the act of cramming one man’s privates into another man’s anus.

He also got into legal trouble for his habit of loudly passing gas on the air and proudly claiming “that was me”.During the short-lived “Ask George” segment on the Ticket’s afternoon drive-time show, “The Hardline”, the latent infidelity in the Dunham family was seemingly revealed. A caller, “Randy the Concerned Neighbor”, contacted Mr. Dunham during a segment to inquire about the location of the condoms in the Dunham master bedroom. “Randy” implied that Mrs. Dunham was present in the bedroom with him. Mr. Dunham responded by accusing “Randy” of participating in homosexual acts in a Dallas park. This may be yet another indication of Mr. Dunham’s own torrid homosexual activity. It has also been rumored that “Randy” is actually Gordon Keith, but this has yet to be confirmed.

Despite the controversies, Mr. Dunham remains a popular figure in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, as a “herd of Georgio’s” can be found following him at Ticket road shows. Those followers often erupt into a chant of “Yeaaahhhh”, a reference to the Jubinator’s early 1990s slogan.

Mr. Dunham is married with three children, all boys, and he lives in a lavish fortress in Coppell, Texas, a home that he has affectionately dubbed “Dunham Manor.”

Contact George at musers@theticket.com.